Actually… I Do Speak English
The other morning the guy in the shop tried to tell me he didn’t understand my mime about money and the whole shortchanging me thing by explaining that he doesn’t speak English. He told me that in English. I thought nothing of that, as I can say I don’t speak at least three languages in three different languages.
Turns out he was fibbing. This morning he asked me where I was going and we had the tiniest of chats. And then he offered me two straws for my iced tea.. !